Thursday, December 13, 2012

Brass Monkey Award!

Hi folks,

Well, it's official. I've finally arrived on the literary landscape. I've just won the prestigious literary award, the virtual Brass Monkey Award, given out after months, weeks, days, minutes seconds of serious some deliberation by the award-winning committee of a dozen, several one, namely, the ubiquitous Anonymous 9, who also goes by the street name of Elaine Ash down at her neighborhood Starbucks and the Bucket O Blood Yuppie Bar and Juice Emporium where she hangs out frequents when appearing in public for her adoring fans.





Author Elaine Ash, A.K.A. "Anonymous 9" 
(Caught smoking a lipstick... by a People Magazine photog...)

It seems Ms. Anonymous wrote a really cool book that I reviewed for Amazon and Goodreads and she liked (I think) the review and that’s the story of how I came to win this fantastic award from her.

Here’s my review:
HARD BITE by Anonymous 9
5 stars

Absolutely loved this book. I’m a sucker for vigilante tales and this is one of the best I’ve read in a long time. Plus, it had the bonus of the “crusader” employing a helper monkey to assist him. Unless there’s a genre featuring helper monkeys that everyone else knows about and I don’t, this is only the second novel I’ve ever read that featured one. The first was John Vernon’s magic realism novel, Peter Doyle in which the protagonist, on the hunt for Napoleon’s penis, owned a monkey he’d fashioned from body parts and when he was low on cash, would help fill the coffers by leaping on the backs of sailors, slash their throats and take their purses. Anonymous 9’s use of a helper monkey in Hard Bite, while different, was equally delightful and original. Just wondering how the folks at PETA liked it… Since I eat meat as often as I can, I’m without their prohibitions concerning critters and I give it a 5 out of 5 stars… Just a darned good read!



Here is what Anon 9 had to say in her blog post announcing my award:

Anonymous-9’s Brass Monkey Award goes to LES EDGERTON for publishing a review of HARD BITE on Amazon and getting in a lengthy reference to Napoleon’s penis. Is there any reference to Napoleon in HARD BITE? No! Is there anything about Napoleon’s penis in HARD BITE? No! No! So for sheer ingenuity and creativity in review writing which only the great LES EDGERTON could manage, the virtual Brass Monkey Award goes to him. (He really liked HARD BITE, by the way.)

Les is the respected and lauded author of THE BITCH, among other novels.

I’m presently sitting by my phone, awaiting the call from Stockholm… Eat your heart out, Stevie King!

And my virtual Brass Monkey Award is sitting proudly on my (virtual) mantel, surrounded on each side by my Fatboy posters of Cheryl Tiegs and Pee Wee Herman. (Don’t ask—it’s a long story…)

Blue skies,
Les

P.S. Check out her book! It’s really, really good!

Oh, and if you're interested in the other novel in the helper monkey genre, check out Peter Doyle...


Here's the actor who will play the monkey in the movie...
Word is, this guy's dad used to live with Michael Jackson... He's got show biz in his blood!
 

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

POST OFFICE

Hi folks,

Below is the "new" post office for Tyner, Indiana, where I went to three years of high school. The actual post office is the blue thing below the sign...

Okay. You wanna talk about small towns you've lived in?


This is about a block from the garage where a bunch of us used to go at noon to smoke on our lunch break from school...

Blue skies,
Les

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

A TOTALLY PLEASURABLE INTERVIEW!




Hi folks,

I just took part in one of the most pleasurable experiences I’ve ever had as a writer. Twelve-year-old Jaime Beaumont read my YA thriller, MIRROR, MIRROR, and elected to write a book report on it for her class. Part of the project involved her interviewing me and below is that interview. Her mother told me that she hadn’t helped her at all—the questions were wholly Jaime’s—and they’re some of the best questions I’ve ever been asked about my writing. I think she’s got a very bright future as an interviewer should she ever elect to! And… Paris Review interviewers? Look out—here comes your future competition!

The inestimable Jaime Beaumont!


Jaime Beaumont interview with author Les Edgerton over his YA thriller novel, Mirror, Mirror, for the 7th Grade Language Arts Class, Teacher--Ms. Bangs, Calibre Academy in Surprise,AZ


Question: What made you write a YA novel?

A. I began this book not even thinking of publication. I simply intended it as a personal gift for my then pre-teen daughter, Britney. I wanted to use whatever talent I had as a writer to create something just for her. Britney was an avid reader and especially enjoyed fantasy and “scary” books, so I began to think of ways I could scare her that weren’t along the lines of “the monster under the bed” or in the basement. Something that, if created cleverly, could come across as a possibility in the imagination. I’ve just never thought vampire or zombie novels were scary, simply because I’m pretty sure they don’t exist, so I wanted something that could be seen as possible. I think Mirror People are infinitely more of a possibility than zombies… Kind of a parallel universe…

Question: Will you ever write another YA? If so, will it be related to Mirror, Mirror?

A. I’ve been thinking about it and it would be fun to write another one. And, yep, I think it would be a continuation of Mirror, Mirror. After all, I did leave her evil mirror twin Liz in a place where she could escape and begin wrecking Elizabeth’s life all over again…

Question: Where did you get the idea for Mirror, Mirror?

Answer: We were living in a two-story cabin on Big Chapman Lake near Warsaw, Indiana, and one morning, our nine-year-old daughter Britney came out of her bedroom upstairs and stood at the top of the stairs looking down at her mom Sheila and me. She had about half an hour before she had to go to school. She was dressed in blue, from head to foot. She was always a bit dramatic and she put her hand on her hip with regal haughtiness and announced: “I’m in a blue mood today.” Sheila and I just laughed our butts off! She promenaded downstairs and Sheila whispered that she ought to have her change, but didn’t want to stifle her creativity so she’d let her go to school that way. Britney paraded down the stairs like she was the Queen of England and waltzed up to a full-length mirror on our downstairs bedroom door, turning and twisting every which way to admire herself in her blue top, blue skirt, blue socks… and green shoes.... A miniature Katherine Hepburn… That’s when I had one of those Aha! moments and knew not only that I wanted to write a story for her but what my story was going to be about. And so, Mirror People came to life. The more I thought about it, the more I could see the possibilities. As soon as she left for school (still dressed in all blue) I sat down at my typewriter (yes, this was before computers) and began to create Mirror World. I named my protagonist Elizabeth for two reasons. One, it was Britney’s middle name, and two, it lent itself to using two forms of the name for the two characters.

Question: In the story, why did Liz try to ruin Elizabeth's life?

Answer: Well, as a writer, I know that stories are always about one thing. Trouble. What could be more trouble than discovering you have a twin inside the mirror who looks like she’d be a fun companion, only to discover she’s tricked you into trading places and then proceeded to ruin your life while you looked on helplessly, trapped in a mirror prison? I don’t start out to write any book with a theme in mind—that always comes later upon the rewrite when I figure out the theme and then take out everything that doesn’t fit it—but it was soon evident that the theme was envy. Elizabeth had these mud-brown eyes (like Britney) and had always wished for what she perceived as the more glamorous color of blue. It’s what gets her in trouble. Liz has those glorious blue eyes she’s always wanted and it’s that envy that gets her into trouble.

Liz tries to ruin Elizabeth’s life because she has no substance and no conscience. She’s not real and because she’s not real, she’s never had the benefit of loving parents who provide direction, discipline and guidance to her life. She’s suddenly free and without much of a prior structure or moral guidance in her life, simply goes amok. All of us have two sides—our “light” side and our “dark” side, and Liz is simply Elizabeth’s dark side unleashed. She has no parameters. It wasn’t that Liz’s aim was to ruin Elizabeth’s life—her aim was to have her version of “fun” and to live in the hedonistic moment. Only problem was, her idea of fun had disastrous results for the real Elizabeth.

Question: When you were writing this book, did you always know what would happen next?

Answer: Great question! The answer is—not at all! I simply kept asking “what if” questions. What if people had mirror twins? What if they could trade places? What if the mirror person wouldn’t let them trade back? What if this girl--who had the perfect parents, the not-so-perfect-but-still-loveable little brother, the almost-perfect boyfriend, the perfect grades, the perfect friends—what if such a girl was suddenly trapped inside a mirror and replaced by her evil twin who everybody thought was her? That’s how I write all of my books. I play “what if?” games. I try to get them into bad places where I don’t know how they’re going to escape. I do this in all of my books. I get them in a corner and don’t have a clue how they’ll get out. My every thought until I come up with a solution is on their situation. In fact, I keep pen and paper by my bedside and more often than not, the answer will come to me when I’m asleep. I’ll wake up and jot it down quickly before I forget. It’s a process I’ve followed for many years and many times I think I’ve done it now—I’ve got a character in a place that’s impossible to extricate her from—but the answer always comes. I’ve learned to trust the process. It’s fun, especially when you come up with turns that get your character into worse and worse trouble. It’s almost like reading the novel for the first time yourself since you don’t know what’s going to happen.

And, I’ve come to believe that Mirror World is out there. I think it’s simply a tool the folks in a parallel universe have discovered that allows them to visit our world and even enter it. Eventually, people in our universe—like Elizabeth—will discover that there’s another world inside that piece of glass they stare into… My advice is to never stare into a mirror for more than ten seconds at a time. Look away, even if for a second… Another piece of advice I’d pass on is to be happy with what you’ve got if what you want isn’t possible… like a different color of eyes. Unless, of course, you want to invest in colored contact lenses…

Thanks, Jaime, for some truly great questions—this was a lot of fun and you made me think hard about my writing and that’s always valuable.

Well, folks, that’s our interview! Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

Blue skies,
Les


Britney and me when she was little.
 
Get your copy here.
 



Monday, December 3, 2012

Let the trash talk begin...

Hi folks,

I couldn't resist this. My friend Shirley Tribble sent this to me. Shirley's a fellow Notre Dame fan (lives close to the campus). Shades of "Catholics vs Convicts" when the Irish played Miami U. This one might even be more clever...





Go Irish! Or, (paraphrased) as Alabama rooters say, "Roll Over, Tide..."

I know I'm going to get letters written in crayon...

Blue skies,
Les

SALE ON GUMBO YA-YA


Hi Folks,

Great news, just in time for Christmas! Snubnose Press, the publisher of my story collection, GUMBO YA-YA, is offering it and all of their titles for the low, low price of 99 cents for the month of December. There are some amazing books in their catalogue. This is a great opportunity to load up all those Kindles and Nooks you’re giving as gifts.



I’ve also been notified by Aaron Patterson, my publisher at StoneGate Ink, that there will be a one-day sale of 99 cents of my new YA thriller, MIRROR, MIRROR. Not certain what day that’ll be (I think Dec. 21) but I’ll announce it here. Keep it in mind for your teens.



Buy early and buy often, Chicago style!

Blue skies,
Les

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

MY NEXT BIG THING--THE RAPIST



Hi folks,

I met C.L. Phillips, mystery author of FIRST MISTAKE at Bouchercon and she graciously invited me to participate in a blog promotion where authors discuss their Next Big Thing. You can find her post here. And, thanks, Cindy!

But before we get to my next big thing, I’d like to throw a big shout out to Carl Brush, Maegan Beaumont, Jed Ayres and Richard Godwin, all of whom I hope will be participating in the blog chain with their own stuff next week. Meet these extremely talented writers! 

Carl Brush is an old friend and colleague. He’s written several historical thrillers, the latest of which is titled THE SECOND VENDETTA and is a novel I recommend highly. His novels are set in and around San Francisco and Carl is a meticulous scholar so you’ll know the environment of his characters is perfectly accurate. More—his novels are all page-turners!

Maegan Beaumont started out as a student of mine when I was teaching at Phoenix College and is now the program director of my ongoing novel-writing class and a few months ago she signed a two-book deal with Midnight Ink Books with an option for a third. She writes thrillers with a female badass protagonist who Jack Reacher wouldn’t want to mess with! You can preorder her first novel in the series, CARVED IN DARKNESS by clicking this link. Just be sure that all the doors and windows are locked before you begin reading it… Just sayin’…

Jed Ayres is a guy who writes some of the most brilliant noir this side of the ocean. He’s also the founder and co-host, along with bestselling novelist, Scott Phillips, of the prestigious “Noir at The Bar” events in St. Louis and has edited two anthologies containing work from the best noir writers in the U.S. And now, he’s published his own long-awaited collection of stories, titled… ready?... A F*CKLOAD OF SHORTS. Don’t let the title mislead you… it’s more down and dirty and nasty than that… Keep it locked up if you have kids…

Richard Godwin is an absolute genius and his dark thrillers are bestsellers in the UK and should be breaking out in the U.S. soon as well. He runs the well-known interview called “A Chin Wag at the Slaughterhouse” which I was privileged to appear in—best interviewer in the business, on a level with the Paris Review class of interviewers. His latest thriller is titled MR GLAMOUR one of my picks for Best Novel of the Year. It’s got a twist at the end that will blow you away. If you’re in the UK, you can find it by clicking this link.

Tune in to their blogs and you should see their own “Next Big Thing” sometime next week, I hope!

And now, mine….

Meet THE RAPIST, a rollicking romp through the world and somewhat twisted mind of protagonist Truman Ferris Pinter who awaits his execution on death row for the crimes of rape and murder. Some serious moments also…Scheduled for release April, 2013 from New Pulp Press.

Okay. I’ll admit it. I lied in the above description. The thing is, this isn’t a high-concept book that one can describe with a one-sentence, TV Guide logline. In fact, to describe it kind of gives it away so I’m opting to provide pre-pub reviews by some authors I respect highly to give you a bit of an idea what it’s all about. 

One Several Sentence Synopsis Review
Meet Truman Ferris Pinter, condemned prisoner #49028, a snarling, wicked, silver-tongued misanthrope – a black hole of a man who sucks you in with the human gravity of his self-deception, then distorts your beliefs with the super-logic of his epiphanies. Oh, it’s all there – gut-grabbing lust, sex, hate and violence, deeply disturbing comments about our insane world – but The Rapist by Les Edgerton is much more than a new classic of Modern Noir. Against all odds, master wordsmith Edgerton has created the most mesmerizing and disturbing narrator since Patricia Highsmith’s Tom Ripley, an intense, strange, well-spoken villain whose story and sexual perceptions will frighten many more men than women. The Rapist is not who -- or what -- you think.
Jack Getze, Fiction Editor, Spinetingler Magazine

The Story
Again, I’m relying on a review.

So, I’m reading Les Edgerton’s The Rapist. The title has already made me uneasy.

Five pages in and I can hardly breathe.

Ten and I’m nauseous.

For the next 50, I’m a mixture of all of the above, but most of all, angry.

I feel like ringing my feminist friends and confessing: Sisters, I’m reading something you will kill me for reading.

I feel like ringing my ex colleagues - parole officers and psychologists who work with sex offenders in Barlinnie Prison, Glasgow - and asking them if they think it’s helpful to publish an honest and explicit transcript which shows the cognitive distortions of a callous, grandiose, articulate sex offender; one which illustrates his inability to have a relationship with a woman and his complete lack of empathy?

I’m thinking I don’t know what I should be thinking.

Will it turn sex offenders on?

Should we listen to this guy?

Is it possible to separate the person from the offence, and to empathise with him as he waits to die?

I don’t ring anyone.

I read on.

And the breathlessness, nausea, anger and confusion increase all the way to the end, at which point all I know is that the book is genius.
Helen Fitzgerald, author, Dead Lovely, Bloody Women, The Devil’s Staircase, Donor and others.

What is the hook? What’s this book really about?
‘I live in a small, dark realm which I fill out’. Jean Genet’s words in “Miracle Of the Rose”. And like Genet, Edgerton writes with lyricism and a sense of history of things that disturb, balancing through his superb style themes that may otherwise unsettle the narrative. Edgerton’s brilliant archaeological dig into the motivations of a rapist is an unflinching look at the darker recesses of the human psyche. There is nothing gratuitous here and it takes a command to achieve a narrative pull in such territory. It reminded me of John Burnside’s “The Locust Room” but it’s better written. Edgerton voices the demonic forces at work within his narrator’s head. He embeds the story with the protagonist’s need for redemption set against the backdrop of his life. "The Rapist" is confessional, poetic, unrelenting, and as real as the newspaper lying before you. It challenges the assumption that fictions need to censor the things people read every day in what is deemed factual. It is told in a style that situates it among the classics of transgressive fictions.
Richard Godwin, Apostle Rising, Mr Glamour

…and…

Les Edgerton has written, in The Rapist, something that . . . that . . . well, defies explanation. Don't get me wrong; the writing is extremely powerful. The imagery is wonderful and startlingly clear. The emotions are vivid and visceral. Emotions that grab you physically and rattle your teeth violently the further you dip into his tale. But the question is . . . how do you define it?

Nihilistic existentialism comes to mind as a basis for understanding. The realization that nothing . . . nothing . . . is real or meaningful. But somehow the definition falls flat. There is, ultimately, a purpose for what happens to the character. Better yet; there is a deep, almost Freudian, mystery that grabs you and makes your imagination soar with the possibilities in understanding what is happening.

I wouldn't say that, after you finishing reading The Rapist, you're going to have a feeling of satisfaction. In fact I strongly suggest you're going to feel as if you've just walked out of a House of Mirrors. You certainly will be confused, shocked, and puzzled.

But you will realize that you've just read something amazingly original. Truly, magnificently, original.
B.R. Stateham, author of A Taste of Old Revenge, Tough Guys: The Homicide Cases of Turner Hahn and Frank Morales and others

What inspired the book? Where did you get your idea?
From reading Charles Bukowski’s short story, “The Fiend.” The bravest fiction I’ve ever read, bar none. I wanted to achieve what he accomplished there. In my mind, I have, but that will be determined by the readers. I was also inspired by my own time in prison and from a guy in a cell next to mine who was in for rape and who turned out to have been bumrapped and eventually declared innocent.

What genre is this book?
Literary. Existential. Noir. Philosophical. Who knows?
Where and when can I read the book?
In April of 2013 from New Pulp Press at all the usual online outlets, although the publisher, Jon Bassoff is aiming for an earlier release. You’ll be able to purchase it as an ebook and as a paperback.

Thanks, folks. Hope you glom onto a copy when it comes out. It’s easily the best thing I’ve ever written and it was exhausting to write. I don’t think I’ll ever have again the energy it took to write this book. I think it would literally kill me.

Blue skies,
Les