Hi
folks,
MEGA UPDATE! JUST LIKE THAT keeps moving up! Just checked the rankings and here's where it is now:
Thanks, folks! It would send me into orbit if it hit #1 on either list!
UPDATE! Your support has been overwhelming! Just checked Amazon's stats and here's where JUST LIKE THAT is right now:
Keep it up, please! My understanding is that if a book cracks the top 100 Amazon itself begins promoting it once it goes back for sale. Also, if you'd click on the "Like" button I'm told it helps. Again, THANKS!
There
are a couple of blog posts that came out today that you may find interesting.
Both are by Jed Ayres, the really cool writer who hosts Noir @ the Bar in St.
Louis where I was recently privileged to appear and read at. Jed and I struck
up a friendship and he wanted to know which books and movies I thought
portrayed prisons accurately. Since I’m not aware of many, I talked instead
about why I thought most got prison life wrong.
Lately,
I seem to have gotten my needle stuck on railing against the many inaccuracies
about prison in books and movies. Mostly, that’s because I’ve just had it after
reading book after book by writers who don’t have a clue and keep perpetuating
out-and-out falsehoods. I’m kind of old-school in that it was always drummed
into me that a writer needed to be accurate. That the second-worst thing that
could happen to a writer was that an editor found a factual error in a
manuscript. The single-worst thing is for a reader to find such an error—that meant
the editor missed it and that kind of makes ‘em angry.
But,
like many things, it’s apparent to me that standards have slipped in the last
generation. I may be wrong, but I see substantially more and more writers who
don’t give a damn if they’re accurate or not. Not even a consideration. That,
to me, is simply evidence of one thing. Laziness.
What
allows writers to get lazy is that no one calls them on these things. Most
inmates are poorly-educated and don’t read all that much. Not to mention that
most prison libraries are abysmal. The one at my alma mater, Pendleton,
consisted mostly of Zane Grey paperbacks witht the covers torn off for their
fiction offerings. (Never figured out why an inmate wanted those covers but
they do.) Not only don’t inmates in any appreciable numbers read crime or
prison novels, it’s not like they’re regularly invited on Good Morning America to set the record straight. Not much of a
forum for us ex-cons to let the public know that Mr. Megaseller is a phony and
wouldn’t know a criminal from his dentist. So, writers creating prison scenes
pretty much have carte blanche. And that’s why I guess I’m talking about it
these days. If a heart procedure appears in a novel and the surgeon uses a soup
spoon to open up the chest cavity, you can be fairly certain a number of
white-coated folks are going to be on TV and talking to reporters about the
moron who wrote the medical thriller with the spoon. However, nobody’s asking
us ex-cons if anyone in a real-life joint ever actually used the word “shiv” in
actual conversation. (They don’t. It’s almost always exclusively “shank.” Or…
ready?... knife.) If I ever heard an actual inmate use the term shiv, I’d know instantly this was a
young kid who’d never been inside and got his knowledge of prison lore from bad
movies and novels and was most likely headed for a bad ending as everyone would
know this was a guy who’d be easy pickings—he’s just revealed he’s an innocent
and cons eat guys like this alive. Whenever I see this particular word, it
always sets my teeth on edge.
Please know that I'm not advocating that only those who've actually been in prison write novels about prisons or that include prison scenes. Not at all! I don't expect only surgeons or nurses to write medical thrillers. Just make an effort to be accurate. There are probably at least 7-8 million ex-cons walking around, most likely a few even in your neighborhood. Just ask some of us to vet your book. At least make an effort to get it right.
And,
if anyone wants an accurate portrayal of the criminal mind or an accurate
account of a prison, for the next three days, StoneGate Ink is offering free
copies of the ebook version of my autobiographical novel, JUST LIKE THAT. (The
paperback version isn’t included in the freebie offering.) This novel is about
85% ripped from my own life and I promise you it’s spot-on.
If
you grab a copy, please consider hitting the “Like” button or even leaving a
review—it’d be much appreciated.
Lately,
I’ve been thinking about writing a guide for writers (and other interested
parties) on prison life. Any publishers out there who think this might be something
worthwhile to pursue, please get in touch!
Blue
skies,
Les
4 comments:
Les, in my first novel, a dark comedy about petty backwoods criminals, I did my best to limit the "inside" references and descriptions because: 1) it's supposed to be comic and I doubt prison usually is; and 2) I was pretty sure I didn't have a f***ing clue.
You do us all a service with your POV. If we want to make stuff up out of thin air, there are genres for that. Crime fiction isn't one of them.
Thanks, Rob. Although, prison is often comic and genuinely funny much of the time for those of us inside. We laugh all the time, to be honest. Most don't sit around acting grim at all, but it's a lot like the service where you're with a bunch of your buddies and joking about everything. And, the more gruesome the more we joke. My wife gets mad at me when I crack on things most see as deadly serious. Can't help it. With some of the things you witness, if you didn't joke about them you'd go mad.
Les, considering all the self-help books for crime fiction writers, you'd think a writer's guide to prison would be a must-have item. I'm not a crime fiction writer but would want a copy out of sheer curiosity.
Thanks, Ron. I've been thinking about creating a proposal for one. Nice to see there might be some interest! And, it would of necessity be a fairly complex book as one size doesn't fit all. There's a vast difference between state joints and federal joints, for just one example.
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