Friday, February 1, 2013
Blurb for THE RAPIST and some new writer's quotes
Hi
folks,
I
just got my advance paperback copies of my forthcoming novella, THE RAPIST, and
I’m like the guy from the Robertson’s…. HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY! It’s a gorgeous,
gorgeous book. Thanks for Jon Bassoff, the publisher of New Pulp Press, who
also designed the best cover I’ve ever had on any of my books.
I’m
hoping to create a bit of buzz here, so I’m going to start including some of
the blurbs I’ve received as the days dwindle down to release date on March 20.
To date, I’ve received over 30 blurbs and every single one of them is raving
about it. I really think this is going to be my breakout novel.
The
first one I’m throwing at you is one of my favorites, from Scottish writer
Helen FitzGerald. Because of the title and content, it was suggested I ask some
women writers for their take on it and here’s what Helen had to say:
So, I’m reading Les Edgerton’s The
Rapist. The title has already made me uneasy.
Five pages in and I can hardly breathe.
Ten and I’m nauseous.
For the next 50, I’m a mixture of all of the above, but most of
all, angry.
I feel like ringing my feminist friends and confessing: Sisters,
I’m reading something you will kill me for reading.
I feel like ringing my ex colleagues - parole officers and
psychologists who work with sex offenders in Barlinnie Prison, Glasgow - and
asking them if they think it’s helpful to publish an honest and explicit
transcript which shows the cognitive distortions of a callous, grandiose,
articulate sex offender; one which illustrates his inability to have a
relationship with a woman and his complete lack of empathy?
I’m thinking I don’t know what I should be thinking.
Will it turn sex offenders on?
Should we listen to this guy?
Is it possible to separate the person from the offence, and to
empathise with him as he waits to die?
I don’t ring anyone.
I read on.
And the breathlessness, nausea, anger and confusion increase all
the way to the end, at which point all I know is that the book is genius.
Helen
FitzGerald, author, Dead Lovely, Bloody
Women, The Devil’s Staircase, The Donor and others.
Thank
you so much, Helen! Coming from a writer of much renown such as you, this means
an awful lot.
Bonus:
For reading through my self-promo (thank you!), I’m including some more writer’s
quotes, since folks seemed to enjoy the last batch.
ADVICE
TO OTHER WRITERS
“You
write a hit play the same way you write a flop.” William Saroyan
“To a
chemist, nothing on earth is unclean. A writer must be as objective as a
chemist; he must abandon the subjective line; he must know that dungheaps play
a very respectable part in a landscape, and that evil passions are as inherent
in life as good ones.” Anton Chekhov
“It is
by sitting down to write every morning that one becomes a writer. Those who do
not do this remain amateurs.” Gerald Brenan
“There
is only one place to write and that is alone
at a typewriter. The writer who has to go into
the streets is a writer who does not know the streets… when you leave your typewriter you leave your machine gun and the rats
come pouring through.” Charles Bukowski
“Listen
carefully to first criticisms of your work. Note just what it is about your
work the critics don’t like—then cultivate it. That’s the part of your work
that’s individual and worth keeping.” Jean Cocteau
“If you
want to be true to life, start lying about it.” John Fowles
“The
last paragraph in which you tell what the story is about is almost always best
left out.” Irwin Shaw
“One
should never write down or up to people, but out of yourself.” Christopher
Isherwood
“Only
ambitious nonentities and hearty mediocrities exhibit their rough drafts. It is
like passing around samples of one’s sputum.” Vladimir Nabokov
“A good
many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed
envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. That is too much of a
temptation to the editor.” Ring Lardner
“Writing
is a wholetime job: no professional writer can afford only to write when he feels
like it.” W. Somerset Maugham
“Everyone
who does not need to be a writer, who
thinks he can do something else, ought to do something else.” Georges Simenon
“Once
you start illustrating virtue as such you had better stop writing fiction. Do
something else, like Y-work. Or join a committee. Your business as a writer is
not to illustrate virtue, but to show how a fellow may move toward it—or away
from it.” Robert Penn Warren
“Unless
you think you can do better than Tolstoy, we don’t need you.” James Michener
“Better
to write for yourself and have no public, than write for the public and have no
self.” Cyril Connolly
“If you
want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that’s read by persons
who move their lips when they’re reading to themselves.” Don Marquis
“You can’t
want to be a writer; you have to be
one.” Paul Theroux
“Advice to
young writers who want to get ahead without any annoying delays: don’t write
about Man, write about a man.” E.B. White
“If you
can tell stories, create characters, devise incidents, and have sincerity and
passion, it doesn’t matter a damn how you write.” W. Somerset Maugham
…and
finally…
“If I
had to give young writers advice, I’d say don’t listen to writers talking about
writing or themselves.” Lillian Hellman
Hope you
folks enjoyed these! More next time!
Blue
skies,
Les
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2 comments:
Oh wow, that blurb sounds awesome -- and it does your insight into the criminal mind justice. I CAN'T WAIT to read The Rapist!
“There is only one place to write and that is alone at a typewriter. The writer who has to go into the streets is a writer who does not know the streets... when you leave your typewriter you leave your machine gun and the rats come pouring through.” Charles Bukowski
You know, I've always been wondering where the charm (not to mention the practical use) is in sitting with your laptop in a crowded freakin Starbucks, forcing ten paragraphs out of you in the bustle. What does it give you? Beyond the self-satisfaction of exposing your bare writerness in public like a pervert. Makes no sense to me. When I write, I'm completely oblivious to everything around me and I could probably kick someone's teeth in if he bothers me with small talk right then.
“If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that’s read by persons who move their lips when they’re reading to themselves.” Don Marquis
Awesome metaphor for today's only functioning marketing model: word-of-mouth.
Thanks, Veronica! It always makes my day when you provide comments. I know they're going to be good... and intelligent!
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