Showing posts with label just like that. Show all posts
Showing posts with label just like that. Show all posts
Monday, October 30, 2017
JUST LIKE THAT REISSUED!
Hi folks,
Got some news--Down and Out Books has just reissued my novel, JUST LIKE THAT! It has a new cover which I really like. If you haven't read it before you might want to glom onto a copy now. It's about 85% autobiographical and is centered on a road trip I made with a rappie from Pendleton and on my time in the joint.
Assistant Warden Cathy Johns of The Farm (Louisiana state joint at Angola) read it and told me it was "the truest account of the criminal mind" she'd ever read. One thing I promise--you won't see any bullshit about "shivs" or any crap like the myth MSNBC puts out about prisons in it...
Hope you get a copy and hope you enjoy the read. If you like it, please consider leaving a short review on Amazon and Goodreads. It's the single best thing you can do for a writer and we appreciate it when you do.
Blue skies,
Les
Got some news--Down and Out Books has just reissued my novel, JUST LIKE THAT! It has a new cover which I really like. If you haven't read it before you might want to glom onto a copy now. It's about 85% autobiographical and is centered on a road trip I made with a rappie from Pendleton and on my time in the joint.
Assistant Warden Cathy Johns of The Farm (Louisiana state joint at Angola) read it and told me it was "the truest account of the criminal mind" she'd ever read. One thing I promise--you won't see any bullshit about "shivs" or any crap like the myth MSNBC puts out about prisons in it...
Hope you get a copy and hope you enjoy the read. If you like it, please consider leaving a short review on Amazon and Goodreads. It's the single best thing you can do for a writer and we appreciate it when you do.
Blue skies,
Les
Saturday, May 31, 2014
I'm stoked!
Hi folks,
Just saw this on the Godfather of Noir Paul D. Brazill's blog. Made my day!
Galviston by Nic Pizzolatto
Haunting and hard-hitting, Nic Pizzolatto’s Galveston is a fantastic spin on the man-on-the run sub-genre of harboiled crime fiction. Prose as tight as a snare drum. Dashes of lyricism that never overpower the storytelling. Great, realistic characters and situations. Marvellous stuff.
Just Like That by Les Edgerton
Just Like That has it all. Great dialogue, whipcrack scenes and meaty characters haul you along on a hardboiled crime road-trip worthy of the Elmore Leonard and Joe R Lansdale. This then transforms into a terrific look at life behind bars. Most of all, this is a brilliant charter study full of a love of life and you can see why Edgerton has been described as a mixture of Charles Bukowski and Eddie Bunker. A shot to the heart as well as the head, Just Like That is highly recommended.
Phone Call From Hell and Other Tales Of The Damned by Jonathan Woods.
Jonathan Woods’ latest collection is a belter. The quirky and inventive collection starts off with quotes from Anthony Burgess and the Coen Brothers and leads with a story called ‘The Handgun’s Tale’ which is just that – the world from the perspective of a gun.
Other gems include the title story in which an eternal loser gets a phone call from Charles Manson, ‘The Old Man’ is classic and classy, ‘The Other Suitcase’, the story of Kafka’s missing smut and ‘Hearing Voices,’ which has a smart and funny twist on the femme fatale trope. ‘Crash & Burn,’ the final story, is a cinematic, high octane thriller. Rich writing full of strong images. Twisted and funny and brilliant.
White Rabbit by K A Laity
K A Laity’s White Rabbit is a marvelous and potent cocktail of crime fiction, screwball comedy and the supernatural. A cracking yarn choc full of brilliant lines that reminds you of Wodehouse, Preston Sturges and the Coen Brothers and yet is like nothing you’ve ever read before. Fantastic stuff. More please!
Hard-Boiled Witch: Hocus Pocus, You’re Dead by K A Laity
With her new short story series, Hard-Boiled Witch, K A Laity once again mixes crime fiction, the supernatural and smart writing to come up with a lethal cocktail. Marvellous.
The Killer Among Us by George Beck
The Killer Among Us is classy stuff. A gripping and engrossing study of American small town life with echoes of Jim Thompson and John Steinbeck.
A Man Alone by David Siddall
David Siddall’s brilliantly hard-boiled debut novella A Man Alone is a gripping urban western worthy of a Walter Hill film
All Due Respect Magazine 2
The second issue of All Due Respect magazine is a 100% gem. Owen Laukkanen is the star of this issue with N.F.G, a brilliant take on the fisherman’s yarn, as well as an excellent interview with Chris F. Holm and an insight into the story. This is followed by a sharp slice of Gothic grunge from C S DeWildt. Other cracking stories, including the remarkable The Gulf by Scott Alderberg and Ice Cold Alibi a great piece of old school noir from the ever brilliant Eric Beetner. But every story is a gem and the reviews which finish off this issue are also well worth a read.
Just saw this on the Godfather of Noir Paul D. Brazill's blog. Made my day!
Top Tips: Recommended Reads
Haunting and hard-hitting, Nic Pizzolatto’s Galveston is a fantastic spin on the man-on-the run sub-genre of harboiled crime fiction. Prose as tight as a snare drum. Dashes of lyricism that never overpower the storytelling. Great, realistic characters and situations. Marvellous stuff.
Just Like That by Les Edgerton
Just Like That has it all. Great dialogue, whipcrack scenes and meaty characters haul you along on a hardboiled crime road-trip worthy of the Elmore Leonard and Joe R Lansdale. This then transforms into a terrific look at life behind bars. Most of all, this is a brilliant charter study full of a love of life and you can see why Edgerton has been described as a mixture of Charles Bukowski and Eddie Bunker. A shot to the heart as well as the head, Just Like That is highly recommended.
Phone Call From Hell and Other Tales Of The Damned by Jonathan Woods.
Jonathan Woods’ latest collection is a belter. The quirky and inventive collection starts off with quotes from Anthony Burgess and the Coen Brothers and leads with a story called ‘The Handgun’s Tale’ which is just that – the world from the perspective of a gun.
Other gems include the title story in which an eternal loser gets a phone call from Charles Manson, ‘The Old Man’ is classic and classy, ‘The Other Suitcase’, the story of Kafka’s missing smut and ‘Hearing Voices,’ which has a smart and funny twist on the femme fatale trope. ‘Crash & Burn,’ the final story, is a cinematic, high octane thriller. Rich writing full of strong images. Twisted and funny and brilliant.
White Rabbit by K A Laity
K A Laity’s White Rabbit is a marvelous and potent cocktail of crime fiction, screwball comedy and the supernatural. A cracking yarn choc full of brilliant lines that reminds you of Wodehouse, Preston Sturges and the Coen Brothers and yet is like nothing you’ve ever read before. Fantastic stuff. More please!
Hard-Boiled Witch: Hocus Pocus, You’re Dead by K A Laity
With her new short story series, Hard-Boiled Witch, K A Laity once again mixes crime fiction, the supernatural and smart writing to come up with a lethal cocktail. Marvellous.
The Killer Among Us by George Beck
The Killer Among Us is classy stuff. A gripping and engrossing study of American small town life with echoes of Jim Thompson and John Steinbeck.
A Man Alone by David Siddall
David Siddall’s brilliantly hard-boiled debut novella A Man Alone is a gripping urban western worthy of a Walter Hill film
All Due Respect Magazine 2
The second issue of All Due Respect magazine is a 100% gem. Owen Laukkanen is the star of this issue with N.F.G, a brilliant take on the fisherman’s yarn, as well as an excellent interview with Chris F. Holm and an insight into the story. This is followed by a sharp slice of Gothic grunge from C S DeWildt. Other cracking stories, including the remarkable The Gulf by Scott Alderberg and Ice Cold Alibi a great piece of old school noir from the ever brilliant Eric Beetner. But every story is a gem and the reviews which finish off this issue are also well worth a read.
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
GRIFT MAGAZINE and DEAD END FOLLIES
Hi folks,
Couple of recent publications in which I’m involved.
First, is the notice by Grift Magazine that their second print issue of the
magazine is now available. I’m very proud to be included.
Grift #2 is available now!
Posted by John
on July 14th, 2013
The second
issue of Grift is now available!
Believe
me, it was worth the wait. The issue includes an exhaustive (yet incredibly
captivating) interview of Les Edgerton, another with Stuart Neville, and a look
a the film noir woodcuts of Loren Kantor.
The
fiction section is beefed up considerably from the first issue with stories
from Erik Arneson, Jack Bates, Matthew Brozik, Lawrence Buentello, Holly Day,
Salvatore Falco, Andy Henion, Davin Ireland, David James Keaton, Jon McGoran,
Chad Rohrbacher, Helen Maryles Shankman, and Martin Zeigler.
The second is the highly-regarded blog by Ben Lelievre, Dead End Follies
Dead End Follies
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Book Review : Les Edgerton - Just Like That (2012)
Benoit Lelievre
"Jake"
I said,
"Huh?"
"You got
three weeks, huh."
He was talking
about my parole hearing. "That's right"
"You'll be
back, Jake. I can guarantee it."
Everybody always says that. It's jealousy, that's all it is.
If you've followed my
coverage of the release of Les
Edgerton's THE RAPIST, you know he's an unusual creature in the crime fiction landscape.
He is half-writer, half-character. Your run-of-the-mill writer could never
imagine a character who has lived through what Les lived. I know what you're
thinking. This calls for a memoir, right? Well, Edgerton has one...or he almost
does. JUST
LIKE THAT is many things. It's a novel, first and foremost, but it's also a
memoir, a thinly-veiled true crime book and a user guide to separate what's
real from what's bullshit
in today mainstream fiction portrayal of prison environment.
Fortunately, it's also a pretty good story.
JUST LIKE THAT
doesn't really have a beginning or an end, dramatically speaking. It's not a
construction, built from a series of events, that reaches a confrontational
boiling point. It's just a chunk of time in protagonist Jake Mayes' life where he was in and
out of prison. Edgerton mentions in the foreword that several parts of the
novel were published as short stories and it shows. Every chapter is so
well-defined, it could be a story in itself. Better yet, I'm sure some could
craft a novel using one of JUST LIKE THAT's
chapters as an inspiration prompt. Since every chapter/stories share the same
protagonist and that they are in chronological order, it works fine as a novel
also.
You could call JUST LIKE THAT
metafiction,
I suppose. The foreword and the afterword are an integral part of the novel's
enjoyment as Edgerton explain most of this kind of happened and he refuses to
tell you what's real
and what's fiction. That gives the reader perspective on his own crime fiction culture
and adds a layer of fun to the reading process as you're always trying to guess
where is the line between reality and fiction. Reading JUST LIKE THAT
is an active process. It's not a story that delivers itself to you
straightforwardly. It's something that's anchors in reality, in Les Edgerton's persona, and
finishes on the pages of the novel. Yeah, I guess it's crime metafiction after all.
"You ever get
scared?"
"Well,
there's time's when I'm more cautious than others if that's what you
mean."
"Fuck it,
Jake. I'm askin' you a serious question. You ever been scared of
anything?"
Before I could
answer and maybe because he really wanted an answer and knew I wouldn't admit
it - having fear, that is - he said, "I been scared most of my life, Jake.
You believe that?"
There are a lot of quiet, almost
intimate moments to JUST LIKE THAT,
which were my favorite parts (see what I just quoted). Parts where Edgerton
seems to break the fourth wall and explain his philosophy on things himself. I
have never seen the borderline animalistic nature of the criminal spirit
explained so well. That surrender to your darkest impulses of destruction. It
sets the tone for the whole novel, which is light on outward emotion, but not
without a heart. That's just how I like fiction. Seldom tender, but never
mushy. Male friendship is also a strong theme in JUST LIKE THAT,
the peculiar, reticent way men show appreciation towards one another and stick
together.
You can't really put an etiquette
on JUST LIKE
THAT. Just stick it it on the mystery section shelves of your bookstore and
let the readers make up their mind. Les Edgerton often says he
went to the Jack
London School of Writing, so it makes JUST LIKE THAT
his master degree thesis. No matter how you want to call it : metafictional, autobiographical, picaresque or criminal, it's
mostly a great story about being a human being in the darkest corners of
America. It's not anything precise, yet it's not difficult to love.
Posted by Benoit Lelievre
Thanks, Ben!
"JUST LIKE THAT is yet another Les Edgerton winner. Mr. Edgerton in his prison memoir conjures up in honest, Bukowski-esque prose a mad dog life lived behind and beyond the bars of institutional correctional facilities. Literature's version of Johnny Cash, America has yet another gifted bard to sing the blues of time served.
I have long believed Mr. Edgerton to be an American original, who has for too long remained one of our best-kept literary secrets. As a publisher I want to put to print whatever he writes, as a reader I want to devour the pages, as a writer, I'd be happy to pilfer just a few of his lines."
-Cortright McMeel, author of Short (St. Martin's), Co-publisher, Bare Knuckles Press, Co-editor, Noir National, International Journal of Crime Fiction
Blue skies,
Les
Saturday, June 15, 2013
Literary Sex...
Hi folks,
Got a bit of a treat for you today. My good friend and
colleague, author Carl Brush has written an essay on “Literary Sex” which I
thought you’d find interesting. Carl and I have been friends for many years and
since he lives in Oakland, CA, he’s my source for everything S.F. Giants.
Whenever they win the World Series… like twice in the last three years (hear
that, Dodger fans?), he sends my son Mike and I all the newspaper accounts and
pictures. Thanks, Carl!
Here’s Carl’s thoughts on sex on the page…
LITERARY SEX—A GUIDE
TO THE PROMISED LAND
By
Carl Brush
So your characters are in love, or
at least lust, and you’ve brought them to that
point. What’s next? Maybe a stream of moans and groans and slurps and visions
of bodies contorted into circusy gyrations? Or how about the tender embrace
followed by the gently-lowered curtain with violins in the background? Or will
it be something in between? Pun intended.
Part of the answer depends on your
story’s genre. If it’s erotica, you probably need to go for the liquid gold.
However, I’m neither the audience nor the writer to talk to about that. I have
no moral objection, and I have read some erotica with interesting
characters/plots. It’s just that when I get to the carnality parts, I find
myself skating on by to find out what happens next in the tale. I’m much more
interested in how to make the lovemaking scenes, both exciting in themselves and
part of the overall development of action and character.
You don’t have to go far to find a
couple of superb examples. Les Edgerton’s ThePerfect Crime contains one of the most erotic scenes I’ve ever read, yet there’s
nary a salacious detail. Our intrepid hero and his lady are on a stakeout in an
apartment so empty it’s bereft of furniture or carpeting, and they’re directly
above the apartment of their quarry. A
single sound will reveal their presence, leading to serious injury or death, as
well as the foiling of their mission. Yet, their brand-new relationship is
heating up and is on the brink of the big it.
Thus, their decision to yield to their impulses is not only in character, not
only crucial to the plot, but is triply erotic because of their need for
absolute silence during the act. Mine is a second-hand description, and the
experience is in reading Les’s masterful writing, but I trust I’ve made my
point about the merging of the lovemaking with character, action, and story.
Staying with Les for a moment,
let’s turn to Just Like That, in
which the narrator undergoes a male-on-male rape. This time, Les gives us pretty
much every in and out and back and forth of the physical event. However, the
way he writes it, the main focus is still not the sex so much as the razor
that’s poised at Jake’s neck during it. In terms of both action and character,
the dramatic tension for the reader comes from wondering if Jake can or will
fight back. So action, character, sex all at once, not separate elements.
Of course, both the examples I’ve
given are from what the critics might call “gritty” crime novels, and one might
assume it’s easier to accomplish such intertwining there than in lighter fare.
Well, let me introduce you to a couple of historical thrillers and demonstrate
that it ain’t necessarily so.
My “Vendetta Duo,” the recently
released The Maxwell Vendetta and its
sequel The Second Vendetta take place
in 1908-10 San Francisco and the nearby Sierra Nevada mountains amid more “proper”
surroundings than Les’s settings. Nevertheless, the course of young love cannot
be denied, and I didn’t find it necessary to deprive readers of a share in the
proceedings by doing a fadeout when the going got hot and heavy.
Andy’s been pursuing Virginia for a
long time, and the reader (I hope) is wishing he’d just forge past her
obviously insincere denials. Finally, in her artist’s studio, the time seems
right. His jealousy aroused by the drawing of a nude male model tacked to her
wall, Andy strips and assumes poses such as the David, then invites her to
follow suit. She’s tempted, but demurs, giggling about his circumcision
(unusual for the times) and his awkward positions. He’s made a bit of a fool of
himself and is still a long way from home plate with Virginia. End of scene.
Failure? Not so. Delay. And we know how tantalizing that can be. Andy’s clumsy efforts
prove endearing and, in the end, effective. Consummation follows not long after.
I don’t provide more graphic description, though. After all, we’ve already seen
the goods, so we can vicariously join the proceedings while Andy gets his
romantic groove on. Thus, action, character, sex. All at once. With a bit of
the comical thrown in for good measure—always welcome and sadly missing from
novels these days, I think.
There are other sex scenes in the Vendettas, scenes I intend to arouse the
reader without much play-by-play but still juicy. I guess I prefer my literary
sex to be more like a Japanese painting in which the
space is as important as the object. After all, what’s the strip without the
tease?
About Carl Brush
Carl Brush has been writing since
he could write, which is quite a long time now. He grew up and lives in
Northern California, close to the roots of the people and action of his historical
thrillers, the recently-released The Maxwell
Vendetta, and its sequel, The Second Vendetta.
A third volume of the trilogy, set in pre-gold-rush San Francisco is
nearing completion. Its working title: Bonita.
You can find Carl living with his
wife in Oakland, California, where he enjoys the blessings of nearby children
and grandchildren.
Journals in which his work has
appeared include The Summerset Review,
Right Hand Pointing, Blazevox, Storyglossia, Feathertale, and The Kiss
Machine. He has participated in the Napa Valley Writers’ Conference, the Squaw
Valley Community of Writers, the Sewanee Writers’ Conference, and the Tin House
Writers’ Workshop.
Hope you enjoyed Carl’s essay! Get his books—just first-rate
writing and storytelling!
Blue skies,
Les
Friday, March 22, 2013
Audio version of JUST LIKE THAT
Hi folks,
My publisher, StoneGate Publishing, has just released an audio version of my novel JUST LIKE THAT and it's currently on sale for only $1.99. The regular price is $19.95,so I'd glom onto it asap if interesed.
They had previously released an audio version of THE PERFECT CRIME, but I wasn't knocked over by the narrator on that one. They got a new voice actor for Just Like That and it's quite good.
Just click on the photo and it'll take you to the Amazon link.
My publisher, StoneGate Publishing, has just released an audio version of my novel JUST LIKE THAT and it's currently on sale for only $1.99. The regular price is $19.95,so I'd glom onto it asap if interesed.
They had previously released an audio version of THE PERFECT CRIME, but I wasn't knocked over by the narrator on that one. They got a new voice actor for Just Like That and it's quite good.
Just click on the photo and it'll take you to the Amazon link.
Sales of THE RAPIST are really doing well and it's getting a bunch of 5-star reviews. Thanks to all who've purchased copies--either paperback or ebook versions--and thanks so much for your wonderful reviews. Seeing as I don't have a 401K or any other form of retirement income other than SS, this is my retirement, so when I say "thanks" I mean THANKS! Keeps me in a better brand of cat food!
Blue skies,
Les
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Mike Monson's review of JUST LIKE THAT
Hi folks,
Just got this--a review by Mike Monson of my novel, JUST LIKE THAT on his blog. Check it out!
Blue skies,
Les
And... thanks, Mike!
Just got this--a review by Mike Monson of my novel, JUST LIKE THAT on his blog. Check it out!
Blue skies,
Les
And... thanks, Mike!
Friday, January 11, 2013
FREEBIES!
Hi folks,
I wasn't aware they were going to do this, but my publisher, StoneGate Ink, has made two of my novels free! I don't know if it's for one day or several, but if you want to save a few books glom onto them. The two are JUST LIKE THAT and THE PERFECT CRIME. Just click on the covers below.
I wasn't aware they were going to do this, but my publisher, StoneGate Ink, has made two of my novels free! I don't know if it's for one day or several, but if you want to save a few books glom onto them. The two are JUST LIKE THAT and THE PERFECT CRIME. Just click on the covers below.
Then, since you saved big bucks on these, you might consider buying one of these:
or...
If you get any of 'em, please do me a huge solid and hit the "Like" button and if you really want to go the extra mile, a rating and/or review would be stupendous!
Thanks--I really appreciate your support and hope you enjoy the read(s)!
Blue skies,
Les
And, just for the heck of it, here's a picture of my wife Mary who just happens to be having her birthday today! And... I forgot it. This was taken before she realized I'd forgotten... I need to start writing things down...
Monday, November 5, 2012
Great review!
Hi folks,
Just had a writer I really respect write a review of JUST LIKE THAT on his blog. If interested, check out what crime fiction author Rob Brunet has to say about it at http://www.robbrunet.com/
It's available in paperback and as an ebook. To glom onto a copy, just go to http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=just+like+that+by+les+edgerton
Blue skies,
Les
P.S. My just-released YA thriller, MIRROR, MIRROR should be available as a paperback in a couple of weeks. (Just in time for Christmas... hint, hint...)
Blue skies,
Les
Just had a writer I really respect write a review of JUST LIKE THAT on his blog. If interested, check out what crime fiction author Rob Brunet has to say about it at http://www.robbrunet.com/
It's available in paperback and as an ebook. To glom onto a copy, just go to http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=just+like+that+by+les+edgerton
Blue skies,
Les
P.S. My just-released YA thriller, MIRROR, MIRROR should be available as a paperback in a couple of weeks. (Just in time for Christmas... hint, hint...)
Blue skies,
Les
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
ELITE EIGHT!
Hi folks,
JUST LIKE THAT just advanced to the Elite Eight in the Spinetingler Magazine novel tourney!
All kinds of news to report!
First, a recap of the game that advanced the JUST LIKE THAT squad to the next level. Just as we thought, Jake didn’t show up. At first, that is. The last anyone had seen him, two nights ago, he was heading out for the bar scene to celebrate his winning shot that got the team into the Sweet Sixteen. Knowing Jake, we figured that would be the last time we’d see him.
But…
With eight seconds left in the game, our intrepid coach who is NOT named Bob Knight, called time out. Tie game, the possession with the other team. Just as he’s about to send us back on the court, guess who walks in, dressed in his uni?
You guessed it!!!
Jake!!!
Coach immediately yanks Bud and has Jake report to the scorer’s table. The ref handed the ball to our opponent’s point guard and he passed it in to their big star. He drove to just under the basket where Jake was now standing and started to go up and lay it in. And that’s when Jake won the game for us! Instead of going up to try to block the shot—which any ordinary lame-o basketball player would have done—Jake pulls the genius play we all have back on the playground but were afraid to use in a “real” game. Which was… ready?... you guessed it! He yanked the star’s shorts down!
The poor guy was so flustered, he muffed the dunk, clanking it off the rim. Well, you should have seen Sandi, our intrepid head cheerleader! She screamed so loud a window in the upper levels of the gym shattered. Later, she revealed she’d seen her dreams of a botox operation sliding out of the picture. The scream froze everyone in the gym—players, refs, fans. Little kids running up and down the aisles pestering everyone. Everybody but one guy. You guessed it. Jake. Jake had heard Sandi scream so often in their past dating days that he didn’t even hear her. While everyone else froze in place, he grabbed the ball, raced—well, “raced” perhaps isn’t the right word—after all, he was hungover—he race-walked to the other end and laid it up. Well, “race-walked” perhaps isn’t the most accurate description either. He kind of stumbled to the other end…
Victory.
Pandemonium.
And now Jake’s disappeared again. Last anyone saw him, he was heading for his favorite haunt, the Gin Mill, down on State Street.
But, we’re in the Elite Eight!
So, once again we’re asking for your support. If you can tear yourself away from that Budweiser and the DVD of Debbie Does Dallas and Dallas Retaliates By Renaming Itself Fort Worth, which you’ve already watched 6,000 times, go on over to the voting polls at http://www.spinetinglermag.com/2012/03/06/tournament-of-2011-crime-fiction-ebooks-elite-8/ and cast a vote for JUST LIKE THAT.
More is at stake here than just a win for the Gipper. Well, duh… The Gipper’s dead, boobies…
But, Sandi, isn’t. As it turns out, she needs more than just that botox operation. Poor Sandi revealed to us last night at the victory party, that she has a deep, dark secret and asked for our aid in helping her overcome what is a serious disability, especially in her regular job, which is as a stripper at the Kitty-Kat Klub. As it turns out, Sandi is the victim of “Excessive Hair Gene.” Which means… again, you guessed it(!) she has lots of body hair. Especially on her back and shoulders. Some on her chest… She confessed last night—admittedly after a number of mimosas—that her weekly Bic budget alone totaled three figures a week. Plus, she has to hire a guy to shave it for her every Friday night. Which has the ancillary effect losing that guy as a member of her dating pool. She tried to put a brave face on her horrible condition, trying to paint us a upbeat picture of her on those Friday night seshes, sitting in her bathtub in tepid water, rose petals strewn about in the water, and Hank her Personal Shaver, sitting there on the side of the tub, whacking away at her mossy back with a Lady Schick. But, it was easy to see past the courageous smile she tried to create, to see the real pain in her eyes, as she trusted us with this intensely personal and tragic condition.
If we can somehow win at the next level and advance to the Final Four, our winnings will be enough that we can rescue Sandi and send her and Hank to East St. Louis to the factory for intensive and up-close-and-personal training on the NoMoHair Dipilitory Wonder Machine.
If you knew Sandi like we do, you’d drop everything you’re doing and rush out and vote. As Sandi so often says, quoting one of her heroines, Anne Frank, “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.”
How true!
You can do exactly that, by voting for JUST LIKE THAT. Let’s get Sandi that machine!
Thank you.
Blue skies,
Les
Saturday, March 3, 2012
SWEET SIXTEEN!
HI folks,
Well, the novel tournament over at Brian Lindenmuth's Spinetingler Magazine continues. The star of our team, Jake, hit the winning shot as he was falling down, to advance JUST LIKE THAT into the field of sixteen. Yay, Jake! We may have lost him for the rest of the tourney as he went out celebrating last night and no one's seen him since...
Anyway, if you get a chance head on over and vote for our team, JUST LIKE THAT. If we win, we plan on spending the money on botox treatments for our head cheerleader, Sandi. (And, yes, Sandi spells her name with an i and dots it with a heart...) Sandi, has a particularly sad life story. When she was three, her parents lost her at the mall and security guards raised her. Horrible childhood! Shop, shop, shop... until your feet fall off! In a way, however, Sandi was lucky. When she was born, both her hands were in the exact shape and size of a credit card, which made her childhood much easier than it could have been. Actually, much better than if she'd been found and raised by wolves...
Sandi will be awaiting the outcome of this round, nervously sipping on a mimosa over at her regular table at Spago's. Let's don't let this brave girl down! Go to http://www.spinetinglermag.com/2012/03/03/tournament-of-crime-fiction-ebooks-sweet-16/ and vote for JUST LIKE THAT, and let's book that treatment for this little warrior!
Some terrific books are left in the tourney and some terrific books have already departed. If you're looking for a list of good reading material for this coming year, just copy down the titles you'll see here.
Blue skies,
Les
P.S. If you haven't read JUST LIKE THAT, just scoot on over to http://www.amazon.com/Just-Like-That-ebook/dp/B005GHDY82/ref=sr_1_3_title_0_main?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1330788986&sr=1-3 and pick up a copy. Also, if you have time, please click on the "Like" button. It's at 44 "Likes" and I'm told when it hits 50 Amazon does neat things for the book in terms of marketing. That would be nice! Then I could get MY operation...
Well, the novel tournament over at Brian Lindenmuth's Spinetingler Magazine continues. The star of our team, Jake, hit the winning shot as he was falling down, to advance JUST LIKE THAT into the field of sixteen. Yay, Jake! We may have lost him for the rest of the tourney as he went out celebrating last night and no one's seen him since...
Anyway, if you get a chance head on over and vote for our team, JUST LIKE THAT. If we win, we plan on spending the money on botox treatments for our head cheerleader, Sandi. (And, yes, Sandi spells her name with an i and dots it with a heart...) Sandi, has a particularly sad life story. When she was three, her parents lost her at the mall and security guards raised her. Horrible childhood! Shop, shop, shop... until your feet fall off! In a way, however, Sandi was lucky. When she was born, both her hands were in the exact shape and size of a credit card, which made her childhood much easier than it could have been. Actually, much better than if she'd been found and raised by wolves...
Sandi will be awaiting the outcome of this round, nervously sipping on a mimosa over at her regular table at Spago's. Let's don't let this brave girl down! Go to http://www.spinetinglermag.com/2012/03/03/tournament-of-crime-fiction-ebooks-sweet-16/ and vote for JUST LIKE THAT, and let's book that treatment for this little warrior!
Some terrific books are left in the tourney and some terrific books have already departed. If you're looking for a list of good reading material for this coming year, just copy down the titles you'll see here.
Blue skies,
Les
P.S. If you haven't read JUST LIKE THAT, just scoot on over to http://www.amazon.com/Just-Like-That-ebook/dp/B005GHDY82/ref=sr_1_3_title_0_main?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1330788986&sr=1-3 and pick up a copy. Also, if you have time, please click on the "Like" button. It's at 44 "Likes" and I'm told when it hits 50 Amazon does neat things for the book in terms of marketing. That would be nice! Then I could get MY operation...
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Novel "tournament"
Hi folks,
Spinetingler Magazine is having a bit of fun. Editor Brian Lindenmuth is conducting a NCAA-Tournament-style competition for crime novels published last year. It's just for fun, so if you'd like to participate, go to http://www.spinetinglermag.com/2012/02/29/tournament-of-2011-crime-fiction-ebooks/
and cast your vote for the books you like.
As it just so happens... I have one of mine listed. JUST LIKE THAT. I'd ask you to vote for it Chicago-style... you know--vote early and vote often, but... curses! Brian's thought of that and it's only one vote per email address.
There are a lot of really good books in the competition.
Blue skies,
Les
Spinetingler Magazine is having a bit of fun. Editor Brian Lindenmuth is conducting a NCAA-Tournament-style competition for crime novels published last year. It's just for fun, so if you'd like to participate, go to http://www.spinetinglermag.com/2012/02/29/tournament-of-2011-crime-fiction-ebooks/
and cast your vote for the books you like.
As it just so happens... I have one of mine listed. JUST LIKE THAT. I'd ask you to vote for it Chicago-style... you know--vote early and vote often, but... curses! Brian's thought of that and it's only one vote per email address.
There are a lot of really good books in the competition.
Blue skies,
Les
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Update--JUST LIKE THAT sales are booming!
Hi folks,
Well, it's happening... Sales for JUST LIKE THAT are going through the roof! Got up today and checked on the Amazon rankings and here's where it stood, two days after the freebie promo. Whenever a book goes below 1,000 in the rankings, that's major stuff! It's also impacting my other novels' sales as they're all going up as well. And, it's all thanks to you guys! I'm going to take you all out for a beer or coffee! THANK YOU!
And, please tell your friends about it--it would be so great to get into the top ten...
Well, it's happening... Sales for JUST LIKE THAT are going through the roof! Got up today and checked on the Amazon rankings and here's where it stood, two days after the freebie promo. Whenever a book goes below 1,000 in the rankings, that's major stuff! It's also impacting my other novels' sales as they're all going up as well. And, it's all thanks to you guys! I'm going to take you all out for a beer or coffee! THANK YOU!
And, please tell your friends about it--it would be so great to get into the top ten...
Product Details
- JUST LIKE THAT
- Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars See all reviews (17 customer reviews)
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #869 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
- #55 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Fiction > Literary Fiction
- #74 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Literary
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